When your boyfriend’s dead I’ll have a shot
So what if I ain’t got what he’s got
When he’s dead in the ground and you leave him to rot
I’m gonna have my chance with you
You say you’re getting bored, but you won’t leave him for me
You’ve got comfort and security
I can’t honestly say that I disagree
I’d probably do the same thing, too
But when your boyfriend’s dead I’ll have a shot
So what if I ain’t got what he’s got
When he’s dead in the ground and you leave him to rot
I’m gonna have my chance with you
You may think that I sound insane
But he could get cancer in his brain
Or get blown away by a hurricane
Yes I think you know it’s true
Yeah baby he could go at anytime
By suicide or a violent crime
Fall off a bridge into contaminated slime
And you’ll be single, good as new
Yeah when your boyfriend’s dead I’ll have a shot
So what if I ain’t got what he’s got
When he’s dead in the ground and you leave him to rot
I’m gonna have my chance with you
credits
from The Homemade Demo,
released May 1, 2008
Lyrics by Doktor Heisenberg and Johnny Goodtimes
Music Composed by Doktor Heisenberg and Johnny Goodtimes
Guest Vocals by Cait Stuff
Performed by Cait Stuff and Giant Baby
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