the man who drank 12 beers
within three hours
the man who drank 12 beers
and did not shower
the priests called his name
the women knew his shame
but he would not stop ever
until he'd finished his game
the man who drank 12 beers
he did not cower
the man who drank 12 beers
such massive power
have you ever had 12 beers
and 15 cigarettes within 3 hours?
he did, that madman
and then he drank a pistachio martini
the man who drank 12 beers
without knowing a woman
the man who drank 12 beers
would you want to be him? no man!
the man who drank 12 beers
quarter life crisis
the man who drank 12 beers
then worshiped Isis
the man who drank 12 beers
12 beers? sounds gay to me
pass me some Skoal
credits
from The Homemade Demo,
released May 1, 2008
Lyrics by Captain Fun
Music Composed by Awesome Indie Disco Sound
Guest Musicians: Awesome Indie Disco Sound
Performed by Giant Baby and Awesome Indie Disco Sound
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