Ninja on the Bandwagon

from The Homemade Demo by Giant Baby

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Ninja on the band wagon
he's got his feet draggin'
don't wanna do no kicks

ninja on the band wagon
wants to do all his braggin'
about his guitar licks

ninja with Mick Jagger lips
destroying pirate ships
but he would rather sing

combating piracy
upon the seven seas
is no longer his thing

ninja wants the fame game
riding the gravy train
into a sack of blow

house is full of water slides
he's got like thirty rides
and his own pick of hoes

ninja on the tour bus
he slept with all the sluts
and now he's got the clap

did 'em in the asshole
he's got rock in his soul
and he does not like rap

ninja on the band wagon
he's sick of killing dragons
in realms the world can't see

ninja on the band wagon
he smokes like half a bag in
a Chinese grocery

law on the ninja's tail
they'll never find his trail
he used a smoke grenade

playing on his rock guitar
he's gonna make it far
he's gonna have it made

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from The Homemade Demo, released May 1, 2008
Lyrics by Charlie Slick
Music Composed by Captain Fun and Johnny Goodtimes
Performed by Giant Baby

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