Do you want a goddamn bagel today?
For your insolence you shall pay
Go and ahead make my ninja day
I'm the ninja at the coffee shop
I'm the ninja at the coffee shop
I'm the ninja at the coffee shop
Don't fuck with me
Don't touch my mop
I'm the ass-kicking Ninja
at the coffee Shop!
Dark roast French roast
Motherfuckin' ninja roast
I Think I'll slice your ass up
And make my famous ninja toast (x2)
I'll beat you to death
with my big wooden staff
'Cuz you're a little pussy
if you drink decaf
leave some money
in my tip jar
or I'll pin you to the wall
with a shuriken star
Just ask that pirate
how he got that scar
I'm the ninja at the coffee shop
Get back in the line
or I'll slice off your head
I can't take your order
'til the Shogun is dead
Dark roast French roast
Motherfuckin' ninja roast
I Think I'll slice your ass up
And make my famous ninja toast (x2)
Don't fuck with me
Don't touch my mop
I'm the ass-kicking Ninja
at the coffee Shop (x2)
credits
from The Homemade Demo,
released May 1, 2008
Lyrics by Doktor Heisenberg, Charlie Slick, Johnny Goodtimes, and Captain Fun
Music Composed by Captain Fun
Performed by Giant Baby
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