Let’s read the Family Circus
in the middle of a circle jerk
let’s read Nietzsche
and not go to work
Let’s talk about the Christ
and sip chamomile tea
while I think of curious ways
to introduce you to my pee-pee
Let’s get sushi and not pay
fuck sluts until we turn gay
let’s worship the devil for kicks
burn the candle down to the wick
I hear angel dust is rockin’
looks like your sister needs a good cock in
her nether region
now we are legion
I like puddin’ and raspberries too
like Horton I’m hearing a Who
this blow is making me sick
I cut off my thumb for kicks
I once loved a woman who was a Jew
she liked Bibble Babble and Fiddle Faddle too
when it got too serious I went to the loo
and drank a bottle of Jäger and Dewar’s too
All these women here are like nuns
they won’t let you penetrate their buns
so we eat White Castle and get the runs
then we drink Michelob like Huns
I want a woman who reads Rollins
and can doublefist a Pabst and a Collins
smoke me up with pot from Holland
then ride me like Lynch rode Mulholland
She said she loved Thom Yorke
yet she would never touch pork
I said, "well, can you get a handle on this?"
and then brother, did we have a bris!
credits
from The Homemade Demo,
released May 1, 2008
Lyrics by Captain Fun
Music Composed by Doktor Heisenberg and Johnny Goodtimes
Performed by Giant Baby
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