Sittin’ in a bar on a Friday night
You came to my table and I gave you a light
You smiled at me, and I smiled too
But I gotta tell you girl
That I’d rather have Scotch than you
I’d rather have Scotch than you
My friends are saying, “Man, you could totally screw her”
But a guy just can’t deny a ginger ale with Dewar’s
You’re sending me signals, I know what to do
But I gotta tell you girl
That I’d rather have Scotch than you
I’d rather have Scotch than you
You’ve been so sweet that I just have to confess
Any other night and you know I’d say yes
But if I have to choose, then you already knew
that I don’t mean to offend you
But I’d rather have Scotch than you
I’d rather have Scotch than you
credits
from The Homemade Demo,
released May 1, 2008
Lyrics by Johnny Goodtimes
Music Composed by Doktor Heisenberg
Guest Vocals by Kristin Blank
Performed by Kristin Blank and Giant Baby
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